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# Even the highly talented can fall on hard times...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# poor thing
just couldn't cash in on the name "dogbo"
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Awwww
i love bassets, my g/f family has always had bassets and they are so cute.

Can you make him run and trip over his own ears?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# wow
you get a bit of cash and all of a sudden you have a family of girlfriends
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# note to self
rob bank
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I'm not in work for the next few days
Want to meet up and do it tomorrow?

Meet you at Bridgend railway station, that's central for us both, isn't it?

Bring your own tights and shotgun.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# sure thing
get about 15 pints each.

blood? no? oh.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# err yeah
sorry forget the 's after the G/F bit. Scuae my crap english but i is utterly wankered. 9 beers since 16.30 plays with my mind
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# that is really talented
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Nice
but I fear you may have started something more horrendous than you could possibly comprehend.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# that is ever so lovely
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Awww
poor thing, stooping so low.

TJ: Sorry to but in but this amused me, I was searching for an innocent image and the power of b3ta strikes again! Is no image search safe from the hands of b3tans!
images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&safe=off&q=sunlounger&btnG=Google+Search
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# an innocent image
yet safesearch is off... hmm.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# You should see the
searches I havent shown.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
top ranking, excellent.
One of the proudest days of my life* was when I got my website as top ranking on google if you entered "Silly Chicken".
It was only there for 4 hours, but I was still dead chuffed.
* perhaps a slight overstatement for dramatic effect
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# my site gets the only hit on the internet for
PETCRIME

god knows why someone searched for it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# more to the point, why were you looking for it?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i browsed the logs
and it appeared like a radiating thing
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I don't get those stats any more
but some of the sites that link to my images suprise me.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# My site was first in google for
"Lost sock"
for a long while. it made me happy.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# ah, but you were properly interweb famous
with that site.

I told my dad about it, and he was pleased, he's always thought that it had been me stealing his socks until then.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# gremlins!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# aww
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Awwwwww


Kill it
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)