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# Hello - I've been playing with my food.
First I made a ciabacca...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:46, archived)
# but that was lame so I made this
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:46, archived)
# pffft!
woo to both!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's cheered me up while I'm freezing to death in my flat... :(
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# one advantage to work -
someone else pays the heating bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Yeah
but I pay the bloody bill so I WANT HEATING! I'm so gonna moan at the landlord...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Must wake up...
Read that as moon at the landlord.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Hmm
as long as he fixes the heating...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Masturbate

That will warm you up!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Why not?


Go on knock yaself out!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# I'm worried about
friction burns though!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Baby oil

Or crisp and dry!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Potatoing sossigiz is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
my mother calls it starwars bread.

she's a bit silly like that and couldn't say chiabatta properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# it's amazing
how many of my little jokes are similar to old ladies' misunderstandings...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Are you an
old lady?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Young man
you've been told before.
Grooming old ladies isn't allowed here.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Pah!
Oh, and I waited for ages behind that bike shed, where were you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)