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# Now the monocle we could just about take
...but the beanie-hat was a step too far.

(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# but how
else can you get above the cloudcover for a decent observation of heavenly bodies?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I read that
as decent observation of heavenly boobies.. oh dear
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# he hee!

Where can I get one? I quite like the cap too!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Poor old grampa Patrick
always getting mocked.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# thats ok
he doesn't even know it.

He thinks he is a steam-train.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# and he
hasn't been escorted to metal health ward, sheeesh double standards
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# they can't for legal reasons.
Its an old charter that states you can't be sectioned if you are wearing a propeller hat or in possession of a rubber chicken.
...if only Frank knew that.

Patrick is a clever man.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# ahh
poor frank, what with him involved in panto, I imagine he had a few rubber chickens around the house
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# what's that?
the shadow on the left side!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# ermm... poor shopping
No, I mean its his special light sensing LED's that automatically adjust the propeller speed.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# oh dear
my propellor hat doesn't have that. i suppose i need to upgrade.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# that's not a beanie hat!
Tht's a magical flying hat...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Yay!
Spin it! SPIN IT HARD!
Morning, all.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)