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[challenge entry] How we won the war
We taught our lady-folk the rules of smoking ettiquette

From the How We Won The War challenge. See all 326 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:12, archived)
# isn't it
three pull passes where you come from then?
(ska punk ninja, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Puff puff give...
and if anybody fucks up the rotation they get killed.

(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:22, archived)
# smoke it till
you want no more, if the fucker to your left doesn't get some, maybe he should buy his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 16:16, archived)
# every
30 seconds? that's a bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:17, archived)
# i thought so too
I mean, don't bogart, but sometimes its nice to hold on to it for a bit longer than 30 seconds
{unless your playing the game where you have to keep the smoke in until you get it back - in which case pass it on straight away}
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:37, archived)
# I'm going to spaz'n'scarper!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:46, archived)
# thats right
pass the dutchy to the left hand side.
(bhell13, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:17, archived)
# Very different from the scouse smoking etiquette,
which goes something like this...

1 Build spliff top heavy.
2 Put a seed in the part with no green.
3 When the seed pops, pass it on, safe in the knowledge nobodys caning your weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:23, archived)
# ummmm,
smoking seeds makes you impotent. if you are a man that is.
(ska punk ninja, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:25, archived)
# A layer of match-heads half way down
is always a good way to make friends at a party!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:28, archived)
# hehehe
or the old trick of rolling up a joint full of sainsburys mixed herbs to find the twats that pretned to be stoned when they aren't.
(ska punk ninja, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:32, archived)
# what are you
talking about? That sainsburys mixed herb stuff is good shit!!
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:38, archived)
# the oregano
is much better actually.

but the italian pasta an pizza seasoning is shit.

(ska punk ninja, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:42, archived)
# The pizza herbs
actually make spliffs taste like pizza!!

Instant raging munchies!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:44, archived)
# fuckin hells bells
don't talk to me about the munchies, im a small 10 stone weakling, but when i get the munchies i can out eat anybody.
(ska punk ninja, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:49, archived)
# *phew*
I had the words "out" and "eat" round the wrong way first time I read that!!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:50, archived)
# that too
i love to munch the bavver.
(ska punk ninja, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:57, archived)
# Id forgotten
all about that one...that used to be soooo funny...one bloke at school who we gave a mixed herb spliff wouldn't stop laughing...

But then I guess nor could we :)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:40, archived)
# and thats
why you pass it to someone else. When the seed cracks, you know the spliff is down to empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:31, archived)
# but you've
still smoked a seed, and now your tadpoles don't work as well.
(ska punk ninja, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Lets have
a b3ta drugs party!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Yay!
We just need someone with a big living room!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Anyone with a big frontroom?
I can supply apparatus and wares.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Bring your own
bong? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:58, archived)
# ive got a big front room, an no house mates at the moment...
hmmmmm, an some lovely homegrown....hmmmmmm...
(ska punk ninja, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Are you in London?
if so, lets get organised!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 16:09, archived)
# how about a legal high?
curryclick
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 15:48, archived)
# mixed herbs
i smoked a joint, one puff of asdas mixed herbs (also contained sage, related to salvia) and mix it with backy and it got me very light headed... i wouldnt say u can get totaly stoned on it but it is worth trying
(drdoom, Fri 22 Nov 2002, 17:41, archived)