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# Ooh, can I join in?
LES DENNIS IS A BALDING LITTLE TWAT WITH NO WIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
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PAUL DANIELS IS SURPRISINGLY TALL!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
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NOEL EDMONDS IS A TALENTED RADIO PRESENTER!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# NO HE'S NOT.
I FIND HIS CHAT TIRED AND TAWDRY.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO HIS RADIO SHOW
I'M SUPRISED HE CAN HOLD A MIC ANYWAY
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# AND A KILLER OF INNOCENT TWATS WHO WANTED TO BE ON TELLY.
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(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Oooh! That's good. Let me try....
...AMANDA HOLDALL IS A CUNTING FUCK WITH NO TITS.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# NEIL MORRISEY IS AN AGEING TOSSER WITH LES DENNIS' WIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# AND EATS COW PUSSY IN THE FORM OF MARTINE McCLUTCHBAG!
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(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
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THE CHILDREN ARE SMELLY AND NOISY AND STEAL MOBILE PHONES
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# OK!
THE ENTIRE CAST OF "ANNIE" ARE CREEPY DWARVES WHAT SUCK THE BREATH OUT OF CATS.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
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CAROL VORDERMAN IS AN ANNOYING BINT WITH A MASSIVE MIND
(vork and burlap, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
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I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Yes.
Is it because of the moons of Saturn?
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I DONT LIKE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!
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(oneofthemany, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Best kill yourself then.
Or live on Venus where one day lasts 900 years.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
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But that day you didn't like would last many of your earth lifetimes.
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# So?
At least I could top up my tan.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)