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Zoe Balldrick

I dont think even Johnny would love this.

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(karma killer, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

erm

missing something I believe

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

well

i know i don't

(vork and burlap, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

Erm,

I think you're missing something.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

helps to post the image

;)

welcome!!!!

check the faq if you're having problems

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

ZOE BALL IS A TALENTLESS LEZZA WITH NO TITS.

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

Oy thats my wife you are slagging off!

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Danblez, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

Bad luck.

Can't you marry someone else?

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

A a a a

calm down, calm down!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

and no face apparently

(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

It wasn't hers anyway.

SHE'S A FUCKING FEMBOT (with accessories)

Let's look at the evidence:

www.angelfire.com/art/dollmemories/images/Bionic_Woman_Fembot.jpg

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

Ooh, can I join in?

LES DENNIS IS A BALDING LITTLE TWAT WITH NO WIFE.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

PAUL DANIELS IS SURPRISINGLY TALL!

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new_matt, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

NOEL EDMONDS IS A TALENTED RADIO PRESENTER!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

NO HE'S NOT.

I FIND HIS CHAT TIRED AND TAWDRY.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

I DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO HIS RADIO SHOW

I'M SUPRISED HE CAN HOLD A MIC ANYWAY

(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

AND A KILLER OF INNOCENT TWATS WHO WANTED TO BE ON TELLY.

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

Oooh! That's good. Let me try....

...AMANDA HOLDALL IS A CUNTING FUCK WITH NO TITS.

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

NEIL MORRISEY IS AN AGEING TOSSER WITH LES DENNIS' WIFE.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

AND EATS COW PUSSY IN THE FORM OF MARTINE McCLUTCHBAG!

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

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charliedontsurf, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

THE CHILDREN ARE SMELLY AND NOISY AND STEAL MOBILE PHONES

(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

OK!

THE ENTIRE CAST OF "ANNIE" ARE CREEPY DWARVES WHAT SUCK THE BREATH OUT OF CATS.

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

CAROL VORDERMAN IS AN ANNOYING BINT WITH A MASSIVE MIND

(vork and burlap, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS

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christhebarker, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

Yes.

Is it because of the moons of Saturn?

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

I DONT LIKE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!

(oneofthemany, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

Best kill yourself then.

Or live on Venus where one day lasts 900 years.

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)

But that day you didn't like would last many of your earth lifetimes.

(Rich Chestmat, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

So?

At least I could top up my tan.

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

EVERYONE WHO WRITES IN CAPITALS IS A COMPLETE CUNT

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

Glad to see you have joined us at last...

..cunt of cunts.

(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

Woo

oh...sorry

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Mond, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)