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# True Story.
A mate of mine was until recently a project manager for a major web design company in London. His office was structured so that the management team shared a partition at one end of a large space, while the rest was taken up with 1 person terminals in walled cubicles. In the management partition they had a large monitor which flicked from terminal to terminal at 'random' showing them what their employees were up to. One day it flicked to a guys screen, and he was watching a man having sex with a pig. They called his name over the tannoy, he got up, legged it out the door, and was never seen again.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's the best story ever. Any story with the line 'a man having sex with a pig' is comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# even this one?
I walked to work today. At no point did i see a man having sex with a pig, but then, i've never seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# See
gold-dust!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hur hur
He said "man having sex with a pig"
hur
hehehe
hur
hur
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# LOLOLOL!!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Aww
Idiot.
They probably only wanted the farmer's number.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# 10 points
for correct use of the word "random", even including it in quotes to defeat the pedants who will call pseudo-random or somesuch.

woo story, too!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hmmm...
Herewith follows a very recent email conversation with a colleague:

- Femke, cud u translate some Spanish for me please?
- depends what it is! I'll give it a go.
- ...okay, 'desee rápido duro y rápido' thanks.
- that's what you want me to translate?
- ja.
- "you want it quick and hard and quick"
Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:26, archived)
# hehehehehe
Keep us posted on that one!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)
# she's as good as married
as well. I'm shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I am married
and I am well jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39, archived)