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# Making SJP a UNICEF ambassador proved to be a mistake:
kids, huh?
EDIT: My boss caught me looking at gay porn while looking for images to put in this....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hehe
...or maybe you made this to have an excuse to be looking at gay porn.

Either way, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Hehehehe, rumbled!
I couldn't work out what the hell to say so I just mumbled something about damn pop-ups and what a bastard my friend was for sending me the link.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:09, archived)
# hehe
It may turn out to be a good career move.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# ewww
(Clockwork, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:14, archived)
# The boss may subscribe to
bearload.com
(Smudger, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# why the fuck...
...do i follow these links?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Cos
you're wanking as you follow these and you havent yet climaxed
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)
# .
pfft
lol
/inhaler pfft
(Smudger, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# ahahahahah
sorry!

it's this season's goatse.
(Smudger, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)
# hehe
I hope your boss has access to your internet logs.

he will be building up quite a "picture" of you by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22, archived)
# He's grinning at me...
...as I type this.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:25, archived)
# In a
"Ooo you dirty little boy, i want to take you over your desk" type of manner?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)
# no
probably just in a "what a fine employee. I'm pleased he is part of my team - he is entitled to his own lifestyle and I won't be judging him with any prejudice for it" kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I
don't think I wasnt to click

*worrired*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Unlucky

Yesterday I got redirected to a porn site after mistyping a URL just as my boss walked past.

Its the old dilemma do yuo say anything or ignore it....... I chose to ignore it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)
# You ignored your boss....
....and carried on wanking furiouslly? Or ignored the porn?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Well it would take more than my boss to interrupt a wank

but no I ognored the fact my boss had obviously seen it!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# True Story.
A mate of mine was until recently a project manager for a major web design company in London. His office was structured so that the management team shared a partition at one end of a large space, while the rest was taken up with 1 person terminals in walled cubicles. In the management partition they had a large monitor which flicked from terminal to terminal at "random" showing them what their employees were up to. One day it flicked to a guys screen, and he was watching a man having sex with a pig. They called his name over the tannoy, he got up, legged it out the door, and was never seen again.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's the best story ever. Any story with the line 'a man having sex with a pig' is comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# even this one?
I walked to work today. At no point did i see a man having sex with a pig, but then, i've never seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# See
gold-dust!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hur hur
He said "man having sex with a pig"
hur
hehehe
hur
hur
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# LOLOLOL!!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Aww
Idiot.
They probably only wanted the farmer's number.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# 10 points
for correct use of the word "random", even including it in quotes to defeat the pedants who will call pseudo-random or somesuch.

woo story, too!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hmmm...
Herewith follows a very recent email conversation with a colleague:

- Femke, cud u translate some Spanish for me please?
- depends what it is! I'll give it a go.
- ...okay, 'desee rápido duro y rápido' thanks.
- that's what you want me to translate?
- ja.
- "you want it quick and hard and quick"
Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:26, archived)
# hehehehehe
Keep us posted on that one!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)
# she's as good as married
as well. I'm shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I am married
and I am well jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:39, archived)
# nice
Maybe you'll get a "bonus" from him in the toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)
# You should've asked
if he recognised anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Don't get it
Is she the Sex in the City girl?

And is that really her nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:09, archived)
# You're not very observant...
...are you?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Yes, I see
the gay porn, but what's she got to do with gay porn?

And is that her nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Well....
She is associated with sex and gay porn ceases to be gay porn when viewed by members of the opposite sex. So the irony was meant to lie in someone who is principally known for sex being appointed in a position of responsibility for a childrens fund. It gets lost a bit in translation into irony-free-american.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:15, archived)
# snigger.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# OK
thanks. Sorry. I'll get my coat.

And that nose? Is that natural?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# No
I heard that she was going for a nose job, and at the same time some bloke was having a penis enlargement. The doctors got it a bit mixed up. Apparently the bloke was even more annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Just imagine
the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:19, archived)
# You may be right...
...but fuck nose!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Who?
Gerard Depardieu?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Yes it is.
But check out her junos.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Yes
and oh my god yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:11, archived)
# 'Looking for images'?
Yeah, whatever.
Queer
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)