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# You are so beautiful.
I could shit myself.

Oh. I have.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Afternoon Dawn...
...how's the growler?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# It's fine.
I can extrude some of the lining to create a small lap table.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# um
eew?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Well stop earwigging then.
Sick dad knows all about my tumpsy.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# It's like Dr Who's
Tardis. But marginally less fragrant.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah!
With sunbeds.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Dawn Syndrome's
Grimsby Tardis.

Great album name, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I'll want royalties.
I can then plough them back into my salon business.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Or plough them
into your tumpsy. Think of the interest that would generate.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I'm not doing that.
You're just trying to bamboozle me with technical terms.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# um
how about fuck off?

yeah

seems like a good response

"FUCK OFF!"
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Why are you telling me this, bozo?
Go and talk to your stinkin' friends, or at least some one who cares whether you live or die.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# come back
when you have sorted out your prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Still here?
Again I'm hardly in any position to bring myself to give a toss about what some old hambone like you is saying to me.

I mean, really!!
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# i hope ya get piles
and bleed to death,

if i wasnt aetheist* i may even pray for it

*you do know what that word means yeah? good
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Keep talking turkey, muthafucka...
Gobble gobble.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I'll push
your tumpsy back up for you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Ta!
But go easy on my restructured hymen.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# how's the born again virginity
going?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# It's great.
I can fit Dereks big business between the folds and nobody would be any the wiser.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# What is it restructured
with?
You can tell me I'm a gynaecologist*

* Enthusiastic amateur
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Teflon and Kevlar Webbing.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Non stick
now thats useful
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)