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# Ice is back
with a brand new mission
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Um ...
"Ice is back with my brand new invention."
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# something
grabs a hold of me tightly
flowing like a harpoon daily and nightly
will it ever stop? yo
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# turn off the lights
and I'll glow
to the extreme, I rock a mike like a vandal turn off the lights and I'll glow like a candle
DANCE!
Caress the speaker that booms
I'm filling your brain like a poisonous mushroom
DEADLY!
When I hear a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony

...I'm sorry. I don't know what just came over me.
(trumpet, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# that was me.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# While we're here:
6.5 points for anyone who can identify which 80s pop-rap hit
this visual pun comes from.

(It was my first ever B3ta post. And nobody got it.)

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# The licence plate said Fresh
And it had Dyson Vermeer.
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I heard it that way, too.
Along with
"Shooting some people, outside of the school".
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# sorry, that was me
I (heart) Vanilla Ice

edit - Yay! Mindpiss (of the white wee-wee variety)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# eeuuuuw
to both of you.

I've just got a house! Hoorah! And it's in the middle of nowhere! Hoorah! And it's nowhere near a main street, unlike the crappy little flat we've got at the moment! Triple hoorah!

(does little dance)
(trumpet, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# fact: Australia is the gayest country in the world
fact: Australians are twice as likely to fake an orgasm

How's that work, then? Are we supposed to be spitting on backs, or is it the lezzers who are faking it mostly?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# You said Mushroom!!!
((Badger)*12)+((Mushroom)*2)=Insanity
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# love it or leave it
you'd better give way
ice is on the scene
and the kid can play
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)