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# Alright
ice is back with a brand new invention
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# ha
ha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Wax a chump like a candle!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUMP!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# WTFWVIBOA?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# the lyrics
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Ice is back
with a brand new mission
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Um ...
"Ice is back with my brand new invention."
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# something
grabs a hold of me tightly
flowing like a harpoon daily and nightly
will it ever stop? yo
I don't know
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# turn off the lights
and I'll glow
to the extreme, I rock a mike like a vandal turn off the lights and I'll glow like a candle
DANCE!
Caress the speaker that booms
I'm filling your brain like a poisonous mushroom
DEADLY!
When I hear a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony

...I'm sorry. I don't know what just came over me.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# that was me.
sorry.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# While we're here:
6.5 points for anyone who can identify which 80s pop-rap hit
this visual pun comes from.

(It was my first ever B3ta post. And nobody got it.)

(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# The licence plate said Fresh
And it had Dyson Vermeer.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I heard it that way, too.
Along with
"Shooting some people, outside of the school".
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# sorry, that was me
I (heart) Vanilla Ice

edit - Yay! Mindpiss (of the white wee-wee variety)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# eeuuuuw
to both of you.

I've just got a house! Hoorah! And it's in the middle of nowhere! Hoorah! And it's nowhere near a main street, unlike the crappy little flat we've got at the moment! Triple hoorah!

(does little dance)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# fact: Australia is the gayest country in the world
fact: Australians are twice as likely to fake an orgasm

How's that work, then? Are we supposed to be spitting on backs, or is it the lezzers who are faking it mostly?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# You said Mushroom!!!
((Badger)*12)+((Mushroom)*2)=Insanity
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# love it or leave it
you'd better give way
ice is on the scene
and the kid can play
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Exactly, hence WTFWVIBOA?
What the fuck was Vanilla Ice banging on about?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# um,
what does WTFWVIBOA mean?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# WTFYBOAB?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# The answer to your question is up there ^^^
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# oh, i
see.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Apparently,
he's "ready for the chumps on the wall.

"The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls," he explains.

Hope this clears up your confusion.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# He was cookin' MCs
like a pound of bacon
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# he was also deadly
when he played a dope melody
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Buying a return to
victoria station.

Oh, hang on...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Woo!
Any reason why I've disappeared from the pixel b3tan page?

Did I upset you?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# no-one disapears
i'm lookin in to it!

edit: you're there now. Sorry. That's really confuzzled me...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# the what page?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# here


www.mictoboy.tk

click the 'this page' link
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Nice, nice
(baby).
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# oh please.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Do I smell a bandwagon approaching?
sniff
sniff

Yes, I believe I do ;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# No, there's a storm coming.
Oh hang on.
You're right. It is a bandwagon.
*ducks*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:16, archived)
# nononononononono
that's not a bandwagon. Shut up you fool.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:16, archived)