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[challenge entry] MichaelJackson always wanted to look like Liz Taylor

but couldn't afford surgery

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 747 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
# That is
very, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:15, archived)
# eeep!
he does as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)
# That's just nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)
# haha!
Excellent embroidery work too
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)
# That reminds me...
Of this picture, where I look disturbingly like him

It's the angle my nose is at, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)
# to be honest
i can't see it. But that's probably a good thing.

I don't like men.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Iain, Ron to name a few

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)
# no i like those men
i don't like silly men who try and make you do things when actually they have no business doing so because they have girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)
# that sounds
something sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# yes
it is rather!
Fortunately I do not like said man any longer and so can resist his misbehavingness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Castrate first
Ask questions later.

Lethe would like to point out that this is a really bad idea as he would rather not be castrated by a complete stranger over any misunderstandings, as that is his girlfriends job, a fact of which has been worrying him since she has recently taken up kickboxing again, and has apparently come up with a foolproof way of getting away with murder which she keeps telling him about...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 11 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Hello Lora.
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)
# quite well actually
i'm very happy at getting to stay in tonight with lots of books. Only my necks started itching?

And yourself?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I'm ok thanks.
My week of heavy cold has now been reduced to a tickly cough.

I'd like to invent a new word today. So far Sunshine Elephant has created 'eumphazard and we had 'spunt' the other day.

I don't think this is real Lora. She's not capitalised the letter 'i' and missed an apostrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)
# haha
obviously you don't observe me very closely.
I'm very pedantic, but also very lazy.

Glad to hear you're feeling better.

Um i always make up words, but not under pressure like..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# a codoter?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Yesterday I invented the phrase
"Cuntfuddlingly Marvlificous"

/proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ow baby
chamon

/avid FUCKING merrion centre
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Check out my bad self.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)