Nout wrong with a nice bit o cress.
It's so benign, for heaven's sake, I'm sure we've all spent many happy hours as children growing it on wet cotton wool.
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MizEmma,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:18,
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or
on your housemates carpet while they are on holiday
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e.parsley,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:19,
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igzackerly.
See - what a wonderful thing cress is.
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MizEmma,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:21,
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yay- hall of residence doormat
just pop in to say goodbye to someone who is away for a week (scattering seeds in the doorway) then keep chucking water under the door while they are away
then wait 'til they get back and general hilarity ensues
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Symball,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:22,
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if you spell out rude words in someone's lawn
you can't see the cress until the grass is mown. then the white bits show.
it's very hard to get rid of...
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new_matt,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:28,
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