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Personally, I think this made the movie better.
From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 747 entries (closed)
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:12, archived)
i'd buy thatfor a dollar, throw in some sandwiches (no cress for the love of all thats sacred) and i'm sold...
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Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:13,
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is it possibleto dislike cress that much? Or like it, even.
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pep,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:16,
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I find it hard to believe butthen my sister says she can't stand the taste of water, which I find even harder to comprehend
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Pootle,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:17,
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Oooh, day-old water - yum.So what does she drink instead?
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MizEmma,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:19,
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Nout wrong with a nice bit o cress.It's so benign, for heaven's sake, I'm sure we've all spent many happy hours as children growing it on wet cotton wool.
( MizEmma,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:18,
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oron your housemates carpet while they are on holiday
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e.parsley,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:19,
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yay- hall of residence doormatjust pop in to say goodbye to someone who is away for a week (scattering seeds in the doorway) then keep chucking water under the door while they are away
then wait 'til they get back and general hilarity ensues
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Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:22,
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then wait 'til they get back and general hilarity ensues
if you spell out rude words in someone's lawnyou can't see the cress until the grass is mown. then the white bits show.
it's very hard to get rid of...
(it's very hard to get rid of...
new_matt,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:28,
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oh sweet cursed-mummy jesus yes...my parents were carried off by cress when i was knee high to a jackal, i was thereafter raised by jackals in the gobi desert, i know what youre thinking, why was there cress in the gobi desert....
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Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:18,
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Actually, yes.They've lumbered me with some half witted 18 year old spack brained cunt monkey who hasn't got a single ounce of common sense in his entire body, even though I trained him for three weeks, he's still sking me stuff about things I've already told him at least twice.
For fucks sake.
He asked me three questions in the time it took to type the above.
(For fucks sake.
He asked me three questions in the time it took to type the above.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:24,
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next timehe tries to ask you something just stick your fingers in your ears and go "la-la-la-la-la-la-la" until he goes away.
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rogan,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:31,
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He won't go away,he won't ever go away.
They took away the decent bloke and gave me this half-wit.
Look at him...gormless twat.
(They took away the decent bloke and gave me this half-wit.
Look at him...gormless twat.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:33,
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Nah,you might get through to me.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:38,
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man is 60% 'wack' sir...would you deny me my nature? ( the other 40% is of course undiliuted 'zany', for use in the fields of kent )
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Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:22,
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Of course not,sorry mate.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:28,
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Hamsters??Trust me... those are rats... or else the two books with those pics are cheating customers ;)
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Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:17,
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TJI had a rat in my kitchen (what am I gonna do) last night. Pest controller came out and killed it. Nice. My cat has some questions to answer (it was probably him who brought it in). Just thought I would share that with you.
( Toma_o,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 14:20,
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