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[challenge entry] Kind of limited appeal
But it was in my head, and it wanted out.
The Bass. A fucking shite pun.

From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(wingnutkj, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:57, archived)
# "What happened when the bass player locked the keys in the van?"
etc.

(Nice pic!)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Tip 1: Get the guitarist to change the drummer's nappy.
Not that I've got anything against sane, pleasant, responsible drummers. I'm sure I'll get on just fine if I ever meet one...
(wingnutkj, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A. You only have to punch the song into the drum machine once.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:07, archived)
# ahem
bloody guitarists
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# do
you have something in your throat?
here, have a cough sweet
or maybe you'd like to suck on a fisherman's friend
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)
# do you have anything for
persecuted drummer syndrome?
waits for it
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# hitting things out of time seems the treatment of choice
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# fair
point
i can count to four though, which makes me particularly talented.
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)