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# Tip 1: Get the guitarist to change the drummer's nappy.
Not that I've got anything against sane, pleasant, responsible drummers. I'm sure I'll get on just fine if I ever meet one...
(wingnutkj, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A. You only have to punch the song into the drum machine once.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:07, archived)
# ahem
bloody guitarists
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# do
you have something in your throat?
here, have a cough sweet
or maybe you'd like to suck on a fisherman's friend
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)
# do you have anything for
persecuted drummer syndrome?
waits for it
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# hitting things out of time seems the treatment of choice
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# fair
point
i can count to four though, which makes me particularly talented.
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)