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I did a poo

when I looked in the toilet it had mysteriously vanished without flushing it!

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)

that is truly

a ghostly defication!

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Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)

you too?

really!?

(Corn Dog, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)

Yep

and when I wiped my bum there was no trace of poo yet I clearly felt it come out and heard a splash!

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)

i'm a cryptozoologist

of some sort, and i find that purely interesting

(Corn Dog, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)

do what i do.

chuck some bog roll down first. it stops the ghosts from stealing the poo and flicking ectoplasm into your ringpiece.

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Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)

...

Funniest thing I've heard in a while

(Ginger_fish_, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 9:36, archived)

Thanks

I've just got a bollocking at work because that made me laugh so much. My monitor is covered in tea.

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Kali, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)

that's called

'drawing the ace'

(Nacho, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)

hahah

hahahahahaha

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)

hello you. You alright?

Have you had any progress obtaining those pictures I mentioned?

(Nacho, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)

ah yes

I found a whole archive of them at my house. Which I will have to tirelessly look for very soon. I'm still at Splash in Worthing right now, so I'll have to start looking tomorrow.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)

I'm sure you'll enjoy your research once you get into it!

I'm gonna stop thinking about you researching right NOW. Oh, Dracula's on, can't cope, must turn over. On my own and scared now.

(Nacho, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)

I thought they were called

angel poos

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Jay, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)

False alarm

You just farted.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 6:08, archived)