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[challenge entry] 100% Fact - The reception was (still) rubbish after Rod Hull's funeral


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(drydo, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Hee hee - evil


Can I just take this moment to say: WOO FUCKING YAY - not only is this my last day of employment with a shit company, but I've also blagged working from home this afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)
# good work
ive just made myself unemployed by choice and have worked out that i can afford to go without working for a whole year.
(psausage76, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Bastard
I can afford to be unemployed for about two weeks. Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:26, archived)
# how long is it before i can sign on?
that should help drag it out a bit longer ;)
(psausage76, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Well
you should sign on straightaway for the NI stamp, but if you resigned (like me) then you're not entitled to money for either 6 or 12 weeks, I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Yay
nice working at home result, and it means you don't have to go to the pub with your ex coworkers
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Did
that at lunchtime. Only went cos it meant free food and drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# it's alright at lunch time
as you can escape afterwards, evening ones, often end up being all night at the pub with twunts you'd as happily never see again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Good old Rod,
welcome aboard, pull up a kitten and so on and so forth!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Arf!
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)
# fnarf!

Some fucker spilt water all over the telly and smudged it, too
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:22, archived)
# and in my case
its
Hummus - Trace
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:24, archived)
# mine went off
in the sun.

and that's all i have to say about that.
would you like a chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahahh
hahahahahaha. Someone told me he'd managed to fix it, now I know different!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Funny
how life imitated art with Rod Hull's demise.
Tony Hayers - Alan Partridge's nemesis - dies in the exact seme way!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:25, archived)