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# there's always one
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Send it to
mateinastate.com
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# looks like
mateinastate.com is no more.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# It might have been
a .co.uk
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# is Ijon still about?

woo by the way
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# you
should see the North Alaskan Bi-Polar Society out on the lash - goodness!
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I'm the only Gay eskimo

(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I liked that song
it's funny for the first 5 listens, then it get tedious.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)
# It always get attributed to
Tenacious D but isn't a D tune
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I did notice that I had dropped an 'S'
but I have to use up my websense quota time up to correct my error, so I won't bother.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# who was that?
I saw him at glastonbury a few years back and I can't remember his name...
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Corky and the Juice Pigs
sorry, it took me a while to remember
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# woooooooooooo
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hmmm
i blame the schooling
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# The bum-gay schooling ?
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# yes,
but only in your class.

here, have a goatse to confirm
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I can't even remember what class I was in !
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)
# umm
saying that i think we were in the same one, as i seem to remember you stealing the music teacher's tampons on a field trip.
cunt.
what the fuck did you want them for? hmmm?

hmmmmmmmmmm?
suspicious
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Mrs Jee
used to fancy me. 100% FACT.

And Mrs Lawley wanted you.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
# false foot
i wish i could remember who i convinced that she had a false leg but a real foot.
thick twat anyway. Doesn't cut it down much.

Also, i was kicked out of a supply french teachers class for pinching her bum(using someone else's hand mind.) She wanted it, the slut.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Matthew Abbott
or Justin Hobbs ?

EDIT : - HAHAHA on the bum pinch. Was that the small supply teacher.......Andrew Parker and I used to oh so softly in a high voice, say "Ellllllllffffffffff" every time she walked by. Boy was that funny.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)
# brian phillips
who also was somehow convinced to move his nose fast side to side over the edge of a piece of a4. What a paper cut. Wonder why he ran away?
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# God
Brian Phillips, haven't heard that name for focking yonks. Gonna have to inform Graige (Graham Blunt) of that name. He'll love that.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# yep
thats the one
Also, James Durrant's head never looked better than when he smashed it through the glass on the fire door and had wire cuts in a mesh on his face.
how his mum glug glug glugged at that one
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# HAHAHAH
to hell with you !!!!

Have you seen JD since school ?
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# no thank fook
he went to newcastle to avoid ever having to look anyone he knew in the face again. ever. apparantly.
his friendsreunited entry is pretty much what you would expect from a twat of his magnitude.
Only ones i ever see are dan and herb( and strangely Simon Owen, Louise Rawlngson and Clive Hur Hur Hur Hillier at the rugby)Ray Powell was always in contact with us though. Well, i say in contact, whenever he moved we got his phone number/email/mobile number through his gullible mum, and hoax called him until he wept. OK, that was Matt Kelly doing it, but lets face it if you have a vindictive cunt like that prepared to do the job for you, don't argue with it.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)