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# you can't be, no lady would look that close,
I suspect you're just a woman.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# actually
im a slapper
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# That seems a little harsh.
I'l email you my phone number. ;)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# midget slapper
or dwarf tosser?

either is fine.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i like to
call it vertically challenged 'interests'
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# what about thalidomide victims
because you get all the action of a normal person with the fantastic freaky short limbs of a midget resulting in a big sexual org.......

i must think happy thoughts and stop fantasising about freaks. remember what the cousellor said. kittens, fluffy kittens, thats why i came to b3ta, and look what happened again
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)