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# I almost sicken myself sometimes....
clicky for something seriously NSFW - you have been warned. I never realised just hom much midget porn was out there until this afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Eeeeewwwwww!
I suspected as much.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# jesus
fucking
christ

why? why do i bother?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW
ewewewewewwee
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Oh my god
that is perhaps the worst thing ever.
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# do I get a badge or a certificate?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# No
You get a Crackerjack pencil
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# rammed right up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Baz?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# don't sound so pleased
with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# you might get your fingers broken
if you play your cards right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I can slap him for you
when I see him tomorrow.
Will that help?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# if it makes it better for you, feel free
but I may have to still bring along a baseball bat to the bash, to ensure the jobs a goodun
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Don't think he's going
though having posted the above link, this may be a wise decision.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# bah bloomin lightweight
on a similar note, I was trying to convince Baz to come, but he said he was on a work piss-up, but may drag himself along towards the end of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I'm still undecided
Totally pathetic really - but the two b3tans I know aren't going and so I'm on the verge of wimping out.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# that's a feeble excuse
the first one I went to I didn't know anyone.
Then I did just lurk in the corner for most of the night, until I stepped on someones foot, and had to make conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# That sounds like me exactly
I hate walking into a place where I don't know anyone. And lurking in a corner by yourself is much more difficult for a girl.
At least Dr Dunno and sick_boy would talk to me but neither of the buggers are going :(
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# the solution to that is to wear a big badge
saying "MizEmma" on it, and I'm sure you'll be quickly spotted, girls standing on their own at b3ta bashes, are likely to be befriended, maybe even clumsily wooed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# But a big badge won't go with the
low-cut top I was planning to wear.

If in doubt, get the norks out, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# probably
a visit from the police

(Captain Slasher, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# maybe
you can lead the tory party now
(pikey, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# ARGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# is that gary glitter?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Thank you
*add to favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# hahaahhaahhaahahhaahahahahha
you amaze me, in a good way.

That was most joysome.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# shut up
and suck Mummy's dick
;oP
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# But it tastes of Auntie's period.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Both of you are special
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# That's what my Probation Officer said.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Thanks
I'm going to have fandabidosi nightmares now:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# fucking hell!
you've surpassed yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# what is worrying is the picture
you use does not come up on the goggle search..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Go to ...
... www.adultlust.dk

and search for midget.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I really
really, REALLY should've known better than to click on that.

Woo you sick fucking bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# sunshine would
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# How far do you reckon he could throw it
if he held it like a bowling ball
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# ok
right, WHAT is the thing that looks pierced above her modesty? cos im thinking its in the wrong place...


edit: oh, its a spider. thank god for that
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# google for 'Bridget the Midget' porn star...
...(I shit you not) and you will get a more intimate look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# That's a song.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# queen of the blues
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
thats NOT right. Its all gone a bit total recall...
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i just did
and strangly got a picture of mrs mcklusky from grange hill.

wasn't a total tissue loss
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hahaahaahhahha
hahahahha

You've gotten funnier since I spoke to you last. Woooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# i can't believe you looked that closely
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# i am
allowed to, im a lady
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# ?!
twisted logic!
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# nothing
i havent seen before and all that malarky
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Good point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# i think i've made love to her too,
mmm midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# yes
she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met her
I picked her out, I shook her up, and turned her around
Turned her into someone new
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# You were working as a cock-tease in the local spar...
...when I found you.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yes
God bless hand mirrors.

And Sex Tips for Girls.

not that I watch that sort of thing, obviously. Actually, I don't.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# you can't be, no lady would look that close,
I suspect you're just a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# actually
im a slapper
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# That seems a little harsh.
I'l email you my phone number. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# midget slapper
or dwarf tosser?

either is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i like to
call it vertically challenged 'interests'
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# what about thalidomide victims
because you get all the action of a normal person with the fantastic freaky short limbs of a midget resulting in a big sexual org.......

i must think happy thoughts and stop fantasising about freaks. remember what the cousellor said. kittens, fluffy kittens, thats why i came to b3ta, and look what happened again
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ugh
you made me have to look at it again. and YUCK.

The worst part is, it's not its real head. They thought that bit needed covering up?!
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# hahahahah
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I used to make my own music videos
in Ye Olde DJ days. I once got my hands on a techno version of the William Tell Overture. For the video I used midget group sex at double the normal speed. It really was a wonder to behold (and editing it at the wrong place at the wrong time pretty much cost me a job at Channel 9 - hohum).
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Channel 9?
My telly only goes up to 5
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# In Australia
OUr channels has wonderously high and ofetn quite random numbers

It goes:
2 - (ABC - pretty much BBC for Oz)
7 - (ITV-ish)
9 - (The Big One)
10 - (Channel 4 with a crappier budget)

There's also SBS, but it's foreign muck, so doesn't really count.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# what happened to channels
1,3,4,5,6 and 8?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# You don't expect
Australians to be able to count, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I think most of them
just span the dial and called a number home.

Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Channel 9?
Scorchio!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# that's
the second time today you've pfft-ed me...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I will try to find another viable alternative
to spice up my posting then
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I just
daren't
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# i really wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# I ain't gonna
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# it's a kitten
and a big pot of jam
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Yes
That's what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# eeee!
ghods!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)