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[challenge entry] Bloke down pub told me that Boba Fett was played by a cat
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From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# The second stormtrooper to get shot in Star Wars,
is Tony Hart. 100% FACT.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# how
do you know that?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# A bloke
down the pub told him.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I don't go in pubs.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)
# how do I put this??
"you fucking liar"

would be a good start :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Morph told me.
No, honestly, that's a fact.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# did he say
"buuuuh beeeuuuuhhh buuuuh beeeeeh"

or something...

something has just amused me on Juice in Brighton. They've just played the same tune about 3 times in a row. Huzzah for automation!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I've met Morph too.
He was on holiday in a tub of Playdoh.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# fucksox
I'm drunk, I just spent £15 on a taxi and spoke to an ex on the wrong network for 30mins.

I blame you!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Haaaa Haaaa
Kill Bill!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# kill me
it'll be easier!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Bad head tomorrow for you
Bad arse for me.... Kebab Magic.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)
# haha
toilet roll in the fridge tonight then?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Well.
Maybe's.


*Rumble rumble*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)
# lol
what a kermit

its your fault for drinking all afternoon isn't it?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)
# nope
not at all!

*fucksocks again, for my pissedness*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# nutter
you were our honourary pisshead of the night
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)
# he's the honourary pisshead of every night!*
*usually scrounged drinks
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Ey
Haven't scrounged drinks in yonks!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# i'm happy
to play a role ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# not only that but jawas
are just a load of moles glued together


woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# with small torches
?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# no the eyes were added later
by ILM - moles were too tempted to piss arround making shadow puppets
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# :::THREAD JACK:::

GOODNIGHT ALL!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# nice jack
night
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I've met Boba Fett
well, the actor who played him anyhow.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# ooh
that does indeed rock

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Which is kind of ironic
as he was an actual rock
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# The *100 of FACT* behind the mask.


It's Bobaferret.

/sound of door slamming
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)