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# Also from the BBC
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Did he split the church
by using the gay cannon?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# You win
"pun of the day". The prize is a packet of unsmokeable Peruvian Marlboro Lights.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Its a spelling mistake
He actually SPILT the church.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i like
his moustache. makes him look like a sleuth
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# heh-heh
poir-OHH!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# He is the cousin
of Mr Pringle.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# sleuth
sounds like something that comes out of your nose after a particularly hard night on the firewater
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# the thought of that
makes my forehead hurt.
ow
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I figured he would be
splitting alter boys in two instead!

Printing ticket to Hell
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# You're thinking of
Cathlolic priests.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# No
I'm a non-denominational hater of organized religion.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# You very rarely get Rabbis
or Imams bumming kids. It seems to be a Christian fetish.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# that's 'cos rabbi's are allowed to get married
and an imam is a kind of sandwich
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# specifically
a catholic one.
it's cos they're the only ones who've gotta be celibate
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# this is from the bbc as well
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# well that's a pretty crap
superpower.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)