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# This is quite heartfelt: to the garage that just passed my car for the MOT...


HA HA HA, you fucktards...

edit: actually, this looks ungrateful. I'm very happy, just questioning their professional competence...
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# A mechanic's favourite tool
is a hammer!

And big power bars, a machanic isn't a REAL machanic until he owns atleast ONE snap-on tool and a power bar! FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# A Scafhold pole
over an old rachet is a good power bar subsitute!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# All these words...
...so little understanding from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# that's because most of them are spelled
incorrectly
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# and they're spelt wrong too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# the rev
was right
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I take it all back.
arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# of course i was
FOR I AM A MARINE BIOLOGIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Well, that's conclusive then.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# and
they are never wrong
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I'm also ugly!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# i know someone with a snap on tool
but she's not a mechanic...

unless that's what they're calling it these days
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# snap

or

strap
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# ah! yes
but maybe there's a market for snap-ons
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# They're expensive tools
with unquestioned life time garentees!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# ahhhh
I seem to have missed the point, yet again!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Nice.
have a video of a mantal penguin

Clicky here
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# is he a
rock(ing) hopper?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# ritalin + penguin
= that vid
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i don't know,
How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Lets go and ride bikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# arf
i used to monitor the safety of a new version of ritalin, it was fun. honest
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# On yourself?
Or on nearby annoying children?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Never
buy a car from a mechanic. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)