No he won't!
Some bastard's given him a a fisher price toy with a pop-up Piglit. He's going to be so disappointed.
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Bob Hopelessness,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:37,
archived)
Oo yes -
pumpkin porn.
I wouldn't put me tackle anywhere near that mouth, though!
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Bob Hopelessness,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:47,
archived)