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# Does that boy
have a pint?

Boy you Europeans are liberal.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# I think
if you are 14 you can have half a lager or half a cider with a meal
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Indeed you can
I've made use of that many a time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I'd heard
(from this English girl I used to date almost 20 years ago) that you are more of an adult earlier in England.

Ahhh Kathy.. what a lovely girl she was. And a hellofa kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# "you are more of an adult"
It's quite possible i'll never forget that.

You get to do most stuff legally at 16 (have sex, get married, die for your country, work full time). But you still have to wait till 17 to drive and 18 to watch porno. Which is odd because you could have been making your own for two years before that.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# you have to get consent to marry at 16
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# I got tounge-tied
Thinking of my Lenore from the Isle of Engs-land.

"Quaff, oh, quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Children are weaned on alcohol here
We start them on nasty low alcohol stuff (American beers) and then work their way up until they can go across the top shelf in the pub on their own.

Then we start them on solids.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Dayum!
Well, I'm sure inthe Southern States they make beers with nipples on them.

But the age here is 21, in your home or in public... no exceptions.

I hate Victorian/Pilgrim values.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# don't be fooled
victorian kids were pissed 24 hours a day
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# gingingingingingin
ahhh the things you learn from cruikshank or hogarth whoever was the one who went crazy and died of syphilis or did i imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Ahh yes.
lest us not forget Laudnam.

I had a discussion yesterday (whilst watching Alice in Wonderland) with the Mrs. about Mr. Lewis Caroll's Laudnam-induced paedophilic dillusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# It's probably apple juice
Knowing him. He likes it 'cos it looks like pee.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)