I'm not that fond of jam myselfNo, marmalade deserves,
To take its place upon the throne,
As king of fruit preserves
(To take its place upon the throne,
As king of fruit preserves
crab_bloke),
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:23,
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i've listened to your arguments,and though you may be right,
preserves have no defence against
the power of marmite.
(preserves have no defence against
the power of marmite.
spacefish bong!,
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:26,
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You have a point spacefish my man,It's undoubtedly so,
That marmite is a terrible,
And a mar-mighty foe
(That marmite is a terrible,
And a mar-mighty foe
crab_bloke),
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:35,
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For me there's nothing magickerOn toast, it's like "Hey Presto!"
To spread upon your heated bread,
A healthy wad of pesto.
(To spread upon your heated bread,
A healthy wad of pesto.
binster,
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:04,
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I'm sorry binster but pesto,Does not do it for me,
I'd rather have a slice of ham,
And a lovely bit of brie
(I'd rather have a slice of ham,
And a lovely bit of brie
crab_bloke),
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:48,
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But have you thought of lemon curdas contender for the trophy?
Despite the fact it looks like phlegm
and makes me feel all bowfy.
(,
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:37,
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Despite the fact it looks like phlegm
and makes me feel all bowfy.
My Grandma sent me lemon curd,When I was a young student,
We threw it out the window though,
Which really wasn't prudent
(We threw it out the window though,
Which really wasn't prudent
crab_bloke),
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:43,
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