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can i have one?

please?

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

mmmm

truffles. and I've got beer now. God. Truly this is a good day for me...

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

i have chocolate hobnobs

and they're mine ALL MINE!

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

Ah, but eat too many

and you'll become fat, whereas with beer, the thing is that... oh, bugger

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

but then of course the answer is

to eat chocolate hobnobs and drink beer - and then...
well get fat and be miserable

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

you have to

have the beer first. otherwise the chocolate from the hobnobs impairs the flavour. So it goes, 15 pints beer, 3 packets chocolate hobnobs. And maybe one of lemony's caramel slices if he's offering

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

so when do i have

my cucmber?
after the beer before the hobnobs?
or after the hobnobs and run the risk of having a tummy ache in the night or worse still, nightmares :D

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

It's a bugger

doing the saturday night eating itinerary

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

i have mr kiplings caramel slices :)

not quite up with chocolate hobnobs but certain;y close to the roches

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lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

Mr Kipling will be

pissed off about that

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

i have

3 packets of double choc chip cookies, i win! :)

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fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

no you don't win

cos i also have kettle chips AND a cucumber

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

dirty girl

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lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

how did i know

that some rude person would think the worst?

Im pure and innocent you know..

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

and jusging from my posts tonight

i could've guessed it would've been me... i know no pure and innocent people who put in their profiles "i really do have big boobs" (it seems mightily unfair that you do so without putting in a photo)

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lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

i only put that in because no-one seemed to believe me!!

and ill say to you what i said to them ...
i have a webcam!

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

webcam, eh....

you want to be careful with dirty old men (like me) around.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)

dirty old man

how old?

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

twenty

three and a half

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

i'm 19

so dirty young man(ish)

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lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

Hang on

you 19, louise 3512 21, me 23... Is there significance to this? Oh, no. Probably not.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)

sorry :)

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

so you're a

dirty youngish but getting on man

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

I was thinkin

de same ting

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

Kettle Chips?

You never mentioned that! I feel betrayed!

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

i just went shopping

cant avoid the calls from the crisps aisle

why is aisle spelt aisle?? surely it sould be iyl

(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

Then it might get confused

with the Iyl of Wyte

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

they've remade the adverts

with a kind f 80s synth remake of the original tune... praise be

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lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

ambassador

with these moogs you're really spoiling us?

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fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)