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# Woo!
Happy Birthday! My 21st was just under two weeks ago. Planning to get very, very drunk, I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I expect so.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Excellent.
There a place in Swansea (where I am) that does all-you-can-drink for £7 every Monday, which I found very useful for my 21st! ;-) Anything similar nearby yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# £7?
All you can drink for £7?

Christ, that almost makes the idea of living in Swansea sound appealing.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I know.
Very cheap booze is pretty much the Pretty Shitty City's only redeeming feature.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# But he did say
almost...
(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I know,
there's only the one redeeming feature...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# You LIED, Edmund!
There IS a Swansea!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND
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(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Sadly not...
but I imagine I'll end up somewhere cheap and have to be carried home!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Aha,
a cunning plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Either that or fall in the river
and drown.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# I threw up violently in a pub
on my 20th. The stain is still on their carpet.
I assume my 21st will bring similar hilarity when it comes around in March!

Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# On my 19th,
I downed 4 pints of some random Wetherspoon's cocktail, then proceeded to empty it down the Gents toilet door 30 seconds later. I worked there for 6 months, and they never knew it was me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I believe I was given a cocktail
but they lied about what was in it.
I think it must have been delayed reaction or something, because I was half way though a pint when I exploded!

A lovely bright red experience. Everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# on my 20th
I just snogged someone inappropriate. I took him home and passed out, and he still did the washing up for me next day while I vomitted copiously in the loo next door...

...peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# And you
didn't even say thank you....


...rude.
(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Lovely.
Although a proper gentleman would have held the loo seat up to stop it falling on your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)