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# Speef sounds good.
Is this like the rebranding that's always happening like Immac is now Veet and Jif is now Cif?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Snickers is the worst one
Or is it? Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Yes I concur with that sentiment
Snickers is a crappy name for our beloved Marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# opal fruits will always be opal fruits
I will not tollerate any of this namby pamby Startburst crap.

you have been warned
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Dunno
I'm still having problems remembering the 'new' name for Opal Fruits.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Arseburst
The new name for Prince edited by MI5
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Jif was always Cif across europe
it was just in the UK that they felt 'Cif' was to close to 'Syphilis' and wouldn't sell.

100% FACT!
(oneofthemany, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# We are British and we are always correct
That's why we don't have to learn other languages, and we cross the language barrier by the use of shouting in English so that johnny foreigner can understand.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# shouting S L O W L Y in english
always worked for me
(oneofthemany, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I don't want any of this foreign muck
get me egg and chips...

E G G A N D C H I P S

bloody work shy mumble mumble
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# And wildly
gesticulating
(fak, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Shouting slowly
if they really don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# and pronouncing it in their accent
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hehehehe
I once met a French couple who found it easier to understand us if we talked with 'Allo 'Allo accents. Was most amusing for us all.
Edit/ then they went and bloody beat us at Scrabble - in English. Fucking cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# That's correct as they don't understand fast words
Caaaaannnnnn yoooooouuuuuuu (point to foreigner) speaaaakkkkiiieee (make mouthy movement with hand) daaaaa Eeeenglish?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I have hung my head in shame whilst abroad seeing other tourists doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I thought they
changed the English one to Cif because johnny foreigner pronounced Jif as if
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# to immac
is a verb, they can't just mess with language like that
100% of USELESS OPINION.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Excuse me a second
whilst I tea.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)