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# As nice as Michael seemed


people couldn't quite put their finger on
why they didn't like him
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# maybe it's
cos he's a twunt?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Yes he is.
Criminal Justice Act anyone?

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i don't know my laws as much as i should do = (
what bit are you refering to?


EDIT: oh right, you were on about it being him who implemented it wasn't you? i'm not always quick on the uptake
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# The bit that say
you can't have a disco in your garden any more
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# i don't have a garden
so i'm ok
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# It can also be illegal
for a group of cub scouts to meet in a field. That's one of my favourite hobbies down the drain.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# but you're not allowed to be a scout!
or were you luring them into a field and then watching from a distance?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Girls can be scouts,
but not cubs. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# no, it's girl guides
scouts are boys only
at least i believe so
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# You're right, nearly.
I'm thinking of Venture Scouts, which is for scouts over 16 I think. That's mixed, and is more like the Duke of Edinbrough awards.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# It's all mixed these days.
Well, not the Girl Guides, obviously, but in Scouts you can have girls and/or boys in all sections.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# really?
would that not encourage them to molest each other and have sex? cos it seems that everything else does
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I think they gave up
pretending to care many years ago.

Strangely though - I discovered last week that although Scouting is meant to be multi-faith they have problems with atheists wanting to become leaders.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# And you should know!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I do indeed.


Thank fuck sick boy took down that pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I don't recall
the picture, but I can guess it wasn't appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Certainly wasn't.
4rthur sick boy to find out if he's still got it knocking around, cos it's fucking hilarious - or at least it was at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Luring
and leering
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# You meet cub scouts down drains?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# They're sneaky bastards.
They put in a bit which says the police can stop and search you if they have "reasonable suspision" that you're going to a party. Basically, that means they can pretty much stop and search anybody, anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# why are parties so dangerous?
are we not allowed to have fun?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# It's because we're all on drugs,
and society will crumble if we dance in fields.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# really?
*gets excited*
and where can one find such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# The early 90's unfortunately,
as it's illegal now.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# bloody typical
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# i thought you could
as long as it finishes by 4.30pm
and no more than 2 men and a dog (not tethered to a piece of string) attend..
(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# the wording of that crappy piece of legislation
actually makes things like the Proms illegal as well...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Last night of?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# *gets long-sleeved Levellers T-shirt out of drawer*
He's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# *puts on Sensor album*
Yes, yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Senser were ace
My favourite Senser lyric was "It sinks to the bottom like a fucked up boat."
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# woo for the levellers = )
i had 15 Years stuck in my head for about a week last month
it got a bit irritating in the end
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I can imagine.
15 years is the only levellers song I can stomach, and none too often either.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# i might have to tie you to a bed this saturday
and play them at you then
it'll make a change from you waking up to discover you're covered in pen and ink anyway
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Hmmm
suddenly the weekend appears to be shaping up most interestingly - what with this and Lora's "necessary actions"...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# the weekend was *always* going to be interesting
i mean, it's a bash!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Indeed
and I shall have to attempt to stay vaguely compos this time so that I can enjoy the shenanigans too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# i had
a week last month stuck in my head for about 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# "Gets Prodigy album out of box
and places huge loudspeakers out of window
whilst drinking cider straight from the
bottle"
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Soap-dodging crusty bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# More than five people enjoying themselves where music is playing is obviously an orgy.
Anyone who says otherwise is a poof.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# mmm, orgy
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# i must go to

church more often...
(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha!
what a good idea = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Egg-fuckin-zactly.
"Clearly I do intend to hurt him."
Ann Widdecombe, May 15 1997

Manages "to combine the smarm of Cecil Parkinson with the charm of Norman Tebbit."
Andrew Rawnsley, Guardian

And my favourite:
"He has obviously had, let's be frank, an image problem."
Michael Portillo, March 9 1999

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I marched through the streets of London for that!


Thanks - I'd forgotten what I was marching for, but it was great fun.

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I DJ'd on the Manchester march.
The decks were on a platfrom propeeled by 6 bikes. The bikes also generated some of the power. How fucking silly is that?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# that's ace
completely mental
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)