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# The bit that say
you can't have a disco in your garden any more
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# i don't have a garden
so i'm ok
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# It can also be illegal
for a group of cub scouts to meet in a field. That's one of my favourite hobbies down the drain.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# but you're not allowed to be a scout!
or were you luring them into a field and then watching from a distance?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Girls can be scouts,
but not cubs. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# no, it's girl guides
scouts are boys only
at least i believe so
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# You're right, nearly.
I'm thinking of Venture Scouts, which is for scouts over 16 I think. That's mixed, and is more like the Duke of Edinbrough awards.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# It's all mixed these days.
Well, not the Girl Guides, obviously, but in Scouts you can have girls and/or boys in all sections.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# really?
would that not encourage them to molest each other and have sex? cos it seems that everything else does
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I think they gave up
pretending to care many years ago.

Strangely though - I discovered last week that although Scouting is meant to be multi-faith they have problems with atheists wanting to become leaders.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# And you should know!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I do indeed.


Thank fuck sick boy took down that pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I don't recall
the picture, but I can guess it wasn't appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Certainly wasn't.
4rthur sick boy to find out if he's still got it knocking around, cos it's fucking hilarious - or at least it was at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Luring
and leering
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# You meet cub scouts down drains?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# They're sneaky bastards.
They put in a bit which says the police can stop and search you if they have "reasonable suspision" that you're going to a party. Basically, that means they can pretty much stop and search anybody, anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# why are parties so dangerous?
are we not allowed to have fun?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# It's because we're all on drugs,
and society will crumble if we dance in fields.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# really?
*gets excited*
and where can one find such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# The early 90's unfortunately,
as it's illegal now.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# bloody typical
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# i thought you could
as long as it finishes by 4.30pm
and no more than 2 men and a dog (not tethered to a piece of string) attend..
(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# the wording of that crappy piece of legislation
actually makes things like the Proms illegal as well...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Last night of?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)