No need to be upset my friend!
No card's a bitter pill
And one that's hard to swallow
consid'ring you're not ill.
However there are other ways
to cheer your aching heart
like making pics of kittens
with mutated body parts!
(,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:37,
archived)
No card's a bitter pill
And one that's hard to swallow
consid'ring you're not ill.
However there are other ways
to cheer your aching heart
like making pics of kittens
with mutated body parts!
you can stick them up your arse
I'd rather have a kronenbourg
in a litre glass
(,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:41,
archived)
I'd rather have a kronenbourg
in a litre glass
but now i just don't care
because today i saw a clock
that dances on th' h'r
(,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:42,
archived)
because today i saw a clock
that dances on th' h'r
A clock like that, so wondrous
and such a funny shape
It more than ample compensation
for missing out on crepes!
(,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:47,
archived)
and such a funny shape
It more than ample compensation
for missing out on crepes!
A Kronenbourg is well and good,
Although it makes you fatter
Drink it and your waistline bloats to
Seize-cents soixante-quatre!
(,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:43,
archived)
Although it makes you fatter
Drink it and your waistline bloats to
Seize-cents soixante-quatre!
it made me laugh out loud
now my keyboards very wet
from my coughed up beer cloud
(,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:50,
archived)
now my keyboards very wet
from my coughed up beer cloud