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No need to be upset my friend!
No card's a bitter pill
And one that's hard to swallow
consid'ring you're not ill.
However there are other ways
to cheer your aching heart
like making pics of kittens
with mutated body parts!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# valentines are bollocks
you can stick them up your arse
I'd rather have a kronenbourg
in a litre glass
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:41, archived)
# i didn't even get a pancake
but now i just don't care
because today i saw a clock
that dances on th' h'r
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)
# .....
A clock like that, so wondrous
and such a funny shape
It more than ample compensation
for missing out on crepes!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:47, archived)
# ....
A Kronenbourg is well and good,
Although it makes you fatter
Drink it and your waistline bloats to
Seize-cents soixante-quatre!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# your ryhme was very funny
it made me laugh out loud
now my keyboards very wet
from my coughed up beer cloud
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Vodka not beer's the drink for me
Once I start I cannot stop
But whilst at work I'll stick to tea
Or I'll forget how to Photoshop
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)
# ...
When you're feeling down
although cocain is quicker
it's easier I've found
to fill the void with liquor
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)