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# whereas in actual fact
I'm the Aussie on this thread...

although most Americans seem to think I'm British. Go figure.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# Well there's America
and Abroad:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Except that Americans look at you funny
If you use words like "abroad"...

There's basically the USA and beyond that, most of 'em don't know and don't care.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# Did you know that...
according to a recent survey of 18-25 yr old Americans; 80 percent could find Iraq on the map, 60 percent couldn’t find GREAT BRITAIN (!!!) and 11 percent (you know what’s coming next don’t you!)…couldn’t. find. Their. Own. Country.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# bear in mind the researchers were all 18-25 too
so their research was probably 80% wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# 80 per cent you say?
Surely not. Most of the Americans I met of that age couldn't find their arse with both hands and a flashlight.

(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# I've seen adverts for videos
of them trying
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Aw no...
I just realised how that sounded.

Now I've got bloody goatse stuck in my head again.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# I know a website about that
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# No
No no no no no no
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# down with this sort of thing

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# it's
www.hasanyoneseenmyarse.com
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# hahahah
that's almost worth registering
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I couldn't help myself
I clicked on that...
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# didn't go anywhere did it
surely you must have learnt by now
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# I know
it was too good to be true.

You'd think I'd have learnt by now... hmmm, maybe I left a few too many braincells in the USA...
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# well
I'm Scottish and falling asleep :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# at four in the morning
I am hardly surprised.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)