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# holly and ivy
live together in perfect harmony
side by side on my piano keyboard
oh lord, why won't they get off my piano?

P.S. Yes, I know its ebony and ivory in the song. Again, its a joke

P.P.S. Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Look,
we all know, that people are the same where ever you go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# except france
they're all tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# yeah
those frenchy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# come over here
and teach us how to make love, nobbers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I know how to make love.
You mix three parts custard to one part red diesel fuel. Apply liberally.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# mmm
eggy fuel
(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# External use only
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# God created the world
and everything in it*
and when the unfortunate time came that Adam had to be expelled from the garden of eden, God had to create something so despicable, so nasty and horrible that Adam & Eve would never ever go back

so he created the french.


*not proven
(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# There's Good and bad
In everyone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# So lets all buy machettes
and hack the bad out of everyone we meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Learn to live.
You learned to live with my brother you fucking bitch.
I hate you and all you stand for.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Pardon me for asking
...but what's all this about?
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)