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# Ha ha ha,
on that note, I just bought the LOTR:The Two Towers special edition.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# is it special
because they cut all the shit bits out, leaving about 0.1 seconds of film? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Well, well,
if they did a special edition of Bladerunner, there would be nothing left.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# yeah
well, if they did a special version of you, there would just be a pair of empty shoes :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# There wouldn't
be even shoes if they did you, just an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# So
are you saying my arsehole is good? and that you want my arsehole?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Um...
no,...um...look, just piss off.

/grumps
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# tee hee
awww i'm sorry bovine. Here, have a lolly pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Ooh,
what flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# ummm....
rhubarb and custard flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Lovely,
thank you.

'ere, did I just accept a sweet from a stranger?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# i'm no stranger
i once said hello to you in a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# but do they get a lot stranger
than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# dont blaspheme.
If nothing else, its worth watching purely for the delicious Rachel.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# It's a load
of boring cockpod.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I must admit that the huge quantities of dope Ive smoked
have made it hard for me to differentiate between a film that looks good, and a film that is good.

Would anyone enlighten me as to wether "The Name of the Rose" was a good film, or that I was to high to move/complain?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Not sure, but had a similar experience
I still swear that a bbc2 latenight punjabi language version of Aladin is the best film ever after watching it after 2 jugs of rough scrumpy and a series of hotknifes.
I don't even speak punjabi.

or like aladin.

or remember anything much of the film apart from one line of one song.


but it was the best film EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)