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# Real cool site
hey i found this real cool site that you peeps might like
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/
(useless3, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# oh will we?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# and this sentence confuses me.
"not you will not be able to do all the stuff such as show movies and pictures"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# actually,
most of the sentences on there confuse me.
you were wrong, i don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# call trading standards
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# not saying that you're a bad person or 'owt,
just have a read of the faq and stuff.
sorry i can't be more helpful, i'm in a bit of an odd mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# you're tired
= odd mood

simple remedy

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Sleep is
for waterberries and cranmelons
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# Oceanspray
have a lot to answer for.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Well I'm glad it's not MY bedtime
as that would make sleep rather difficult ;-)
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# you sleep
with your eyes open looking at flashing gifs?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# yep
That and the lambrusco sends me right off...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# just stare at it
until it sends you into a fit of some sorts and you pass out on the floor. works for me
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# further problems = failure in ability to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# sleep is good
but not when you're too tired to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# you're not very sharp are you?
your name is useless3.

the site's name is useless.

coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# it was
taken
(useless3, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# are you sure
that the "real cool site"

isn't your own?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# hmmmm
"I FOUND this real cool site"

*cough* yeah... RIGHT....
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# yeah
he's a smart one.

smart, like an amoeba
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# stimulus
response

and edit: actually visited the site. it hurt the language centers of my brain. ow ow ow ow ow ow.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# i hear
he's working on the response bit at the moment, almost there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# arf!
ah, and i'm also vaguely disturbed by his referring to us as 'peeps'. i'm not so sure i want to be a peep.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# the first time i saw that term used
was in theme park on the pc back in about 1996ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# hehe
i'd say 14 years old, a bit geeky, but not cool geeky
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# nerdy then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# no, not enough knowledge to be nerdy
either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# the cad.
he's gotten himself into some kkind of sub-genre.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# assuredly.
have you seen his profile? 'phew' for 'few' gives my soul hemorrhages.

and it looks like the poor sod signed up specially for posts such as this. siiiiiiiigh.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I think that's insulting
to the amoeba, is it not? :-P
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# I know the writing
on this "really cool site" certainly is...

insulting to anyone who likes the English language, that is
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# yeh,
but amoebas get insulted really easily.
not got very thick skin so i'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I didn't know
they had skin at all

(although my biology is more than a bit rusty...)
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# they do. sort of
www.scibridge.sdsu.edu/coursemats/introsci/diversity/protists/amoeba.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# memmmmmmmm
braaaaaaaaaane
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# oh come on then
'shop it

(you know you want to)
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# insane!
INSANE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Gee
The name's not "Doctor" for nothing, is it? ;-)

Did you google that specially? Awwwwww
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# hehe
the doctor is for my disturbing advances in the field of piercology ;-P

and yeah, google image for amoeba did it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# I know
I've seen stapleballs.com or whatever that site of yours is, and am impressed in an OMG kind of way... :-)

I refuse to pierce myself below the waist, personally. Most people run screaming when I tell them I pierced my own tongue...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# hehe
*bows*

and yeah, the sack piercings scare people because of the area, but really quite painless in reality :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# So it's like
tongue piercing in that sense, then

Question (as I'm curious): What exactly do you get out of it? People ask ME that one sometimes. I always smile enigmatically and say "well it's more what my partner gets out of it really..."



(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# the sack piercings are mostly
ornamental, good to play with, people anjoy to play with them. don't do too much sexually in most situations.

and the PA, well, it's pure pleasure for me, and my boyfriend likes it a lot :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# oh yeah,
i almost forgot that that was you.
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# strap some zinc to it.
should help.

/more crap probably innacurate science jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spaaaaaaaam...

/Monty Python song
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# lesson learned?
Im not one to say "cock off" lightly, but go shop something willya?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Maybe we can salvage the thread with a pearoast
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Why is the box
so long?

(Do I really want to know the answer to this question?)

*runs*
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# coz if it were shorter
there wouldn't be room for all the text
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Oh
oh, that's alright then

*comes back*
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)