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# i just spent too long
in a waiting room for my liking.
the old people were looking at me funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# The best Waiting Room Game
is to pick a part of the ceiling and occasionally stare at it, looking puzzled. Try to get everyone else looking there by the time you're called in.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# or just sit there
nervously laughing and scratching yourself...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Or, alternatively
wank it

(HARD)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Depending on where you are
somebody might be doing that already.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# i successfully
stared at the floor for forty minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# bus stops
that's fun to do at bus stops too. I used to do it all the time whilst bussing it to college. Another fun game is 'Eye contact chicken' Namely, while walking down the street, make eye contact with someone walking towards you. See how long you can maintan eye contact. It can get quite intense. ( I wouldn't recommend doing this on a saturday night in town centres. You may get hurt)
(Rondette, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Not bad, though
normally I have to wait a lot longer to get my mind drugs on the National Health. I fail to see why otherwise healthy nutters like us should have to sit in waiting rooms surrounded by TB, pox and scrofula. NHS: send us our drugs to our home address
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# true.
i always feel guilty, because i can't give them anything in return for the flu which they inevitably give me.
except perhaps a punch in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Maybe the secret is
to only go when you've got crabs
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
#
it would be a far cheaper and easier solution to the GP shortage if the government posted everyone a copy of MIMS and said: "right, choose your own pills, you can have 4 different sorts a year" and then posted them to you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)