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# Alas
my idea for the plot of the last Matrix film was rejected out of hand
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Bastards!
I would have enjoyed that more.
Houpla and all that!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# am I the only person
that actually liked Revolutions?

woo!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)
# i haven't seen it.
i can, however, play a mean air kazoo.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# to what grade?

(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# i got a 2:1 in it
at Spirgbourough.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# I liked it
better than the second but not as much as the first.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# My
thoughts exactly
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# munkt0n
loves the robots....

(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# and i'm sure the robots love munkt0n
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# |I think i've
seen websites like that...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# how cuuuuuute!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# i've not seen it
i might enjoy it. who knows?

morning all.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# I quite liked it
Better than the second one (not hard) but not as good as the first (very difficult indeed)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# i just spent too long
in a waiting room for my liking.
the old people were looking at me funny.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# The best Waiting Room Game
is to pick a part of the ceiling and occasionally stare at it, looking puzzled. Try to get everyone else looking there by the time you're called in.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# or just sit there
nervously laughing and scratching yourself...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Or, alternatively
wank it

(HARD)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Depending on where you are
somebody might be doing that already.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# i successfully
stared at the floor for forty minutes.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# bus stops
that's fun to do at bus stops too. I used to do it all the time whilst bussing it to college. Another fun game is 'Eye contact chicken' Namely, while walking down the street, make eye contact with someone walking towards you. See how long you can maintan eye contact. It can get quite intense. ( I wouldn't recommend doing this on a saturday night in town centres. You may get hurt)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Not bad, though
normally I have to wait a lot longer to get my mind drugs on the National Health. I fail to see why otherwise healthy nutters like us should have to sit in waiting rooms surrounded by TB, pox and scrofula. NHS: send us our drugs to our home address
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# true.
i always feel guilty, because i can't give them anything in return for the flu which they inevitably give me.
except perhaps a punch in the face.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Maybe the secret is
to only go when you've got crabs
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
#
it would be a far cheaper and easier solution to the GP shortage if the government posted everyone a copy of MIMS and said: "right, choose your own pills, you can have 4 different sorts a year" and then posted them to you
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)