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# House revenge
Inspired by the worst flatmate thread, I present the nastiest, most despicable thing to do to get revenge on a house / flatmate you are moving out on.

1) Take an empty jam jar - the larger the better
2) Half full this with chicken giblets
3) Fill to 3/4 full with milk.
4) Store in a warm place at victims house (airing cupboard works well)
5) Wait a couple of weeks.

the chicken and milk will ferment, and eventually the pressure will burst the jar.

I've smelt the result. Its nose hair curling at *least*, barf inducing the first few weeks afterwards.

NOTHING gets rid of the smell.

I have not done this personally, but smelt the results 2 months after 'ground zero' so to speak.
(Pandaemonium, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# nice story, wrong thread.
you need to put it as a reply in here:

b3ta.com/board/2344846

or it won't get read on the radio.
and delete this thread too!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# if you read it
youll find it hasnt got much to do with that thread
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# my helpfulness
blinded me...

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# even better.
fresh prawns. Unpick the hem of the curtains. Insert prawns. Restitch hem.

Or, dip a tampon in milk, and drop it down the back of a radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# aaaah
piss of the mind
(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Kipper down the back of rad.
Home brew ginger beer with a kipper in.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# From what I've read
No-one has ever done any pranks in the world, ever. Just heard about them
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# No,
I've seen houses where housemates have done shitty things like that to each other.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# or
6. sew a bag of prawns into the curtain lining

7. sprinkle watercress seeds across carpet and water

8. leave cucumber in water tank.
(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# did a similar thing...
with a fish in a bag lowered through an open window onto a radiator behind the curtain...

(you don't even have to enter the house)
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# we did
simelar at school and unscrewed the bblack board and put a fish in the cavity behind the back the board went
i heard they got in fumigators
lol
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# A friend of mine
had a dispute over a car. Before giving it back, he welded a load of old fish into the sills. Nice!
(Crunchy Frog?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# I thought this was good
There's a shop down my road which used to have 'I HATE VANDALISM' in big white letters on the side until they repainted it.

Oh yeah, and another thing I saw was a kind of cabinet thing someone had left on the path because they no longer wanted it and required someone to take it away, but nobody ever did for quite some time. Funny thing was, on it there was an ongoing argument in graffiti on the actual cabinet by 2 people, about it being a blockage on the path, a nuisance and so on, which was actually quite heated! Great part of the landscape until it got taken away.
(Sureshot, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)