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(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# ooo, as long as she conditions that beard,
it will give a pleasant tickling sensation on the scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Are you suggesting
that it might be nice to recieve a blow job from a bearded man?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# not at all.
But a bearded lady? Now thats another question.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# There's a shop near me
with various cards in the window offering, ahem, 'massages'. One of them says it's from a "Gent with pleasurable beard".
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# like
one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# "To be honest with you, I think they should just eliminate the Olympics all together and replace it with the WBMC."
hear hear
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# yes, but they'd probably still have to test
for illegal use of hormones
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I do think
this one is marvelous.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU DEFACE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS PLANET?



if my wife is reading this, of course love, I mean you
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# who is it?
reminds me of salma hayek buti'm rubbish at recognising people
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Correct.
Its Salma.
(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Your wife not reading this,
she's under my desk and otherwise engaged.*




*Please take this as the joke it was meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I apologise,
and anyway, she's finished now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# well, at least
you got some off her



more than I bloody get
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# fapfapfap etc..
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Who she?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# See above
=)
(nan-demo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# God.
That's almost reminiscent of Prince.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# with
a slight hint of Barry Gibb
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)