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# that tranny looks
disturbingly like Courtney Cox Arquette or Natalie Imbruglia. Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i love natalie imbruglia
with vigour.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Wank it,
wank it vigourously!
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I would*


*Varies as to drunkedness at the time
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I've always suspected that the female or shemale game
brought a certain tranny shagger element to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Mmmm. Possibly.
Nowadays I'm thankful if it doesn't bray the next morning.

/recently single + alcohol

EDIT: That quiz got me on to B3TA, by way - top stuff!
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# that damn game ruined my life
I felt unable to go out until I had got them all right to avoid any *incidents*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# coz your local pub is full of tranny porn stars of course
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Who's
isn't?

edit: actually, there is a local tranny who hangs around the Volvo Spares Garage. Even Ray Charles wouldn't have too much difficulty singling her (him) out, though
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I wish it was.
My local has a tranny in it, but she ain't fooling anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I think there's a tranny in one of the charity shops near me
Looks like a middle aged bloke in his mothers dress anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# There's a tranny who works in Age Concern on Uxbridge Road, W12.
He has huge plastic (surgical) breasts, and claims to be a model.
There's also a tranny traffic warden working in Camden.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# So, we've established that...
...trannies exist in all walks of life.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# (s)he's probably one of those models
who advertise their versatility in newsagent windows
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# ah, but
has he ever tried to pull you?

i rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# nah
My theory is he works there to get first dibs on the shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# shoes are
a big problem for trannies, as you can imagine

as is finding a razor that shaves the back of your hands properly
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)