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# i'm looking at it
it's a .bmp and someone i don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# "cheese"
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# edam-hideous bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# SOMEONE
POST SOMETHING GOOD BEFORE I GGET BORED AND PISS MYSELF
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Ditto
(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# I have very little money to buy alocohol.
I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# 8 * 500ml cans of carling- £5
shop down the road

/smug
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# same as carlsberg
in my local shop and 2 x 1 litre bottles of smirnoff ice for £4, bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# lucky
punt
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Hmm
I think I might be able to srape together £5, but I dunno if I can be arsed to walk to the offy.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# It's a long walk
(unless you live in Stirchly)

In the unlikely event of you living in Stirchly, I'll give you 4 cans!*

*offer subject to withdrawel if I drink them
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Carling
is nothing to be smug about
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Pah
Drink all 8 cans and you'll be laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I prefer to do my laughing
without the Armitage Shanks echo chamber!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I was using that echo chamber Monday night!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I have £1.30.
How much have you got?

I need drink.

Cranberries to this unemployed existence.
(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# This is real and not shopped

Blue beer anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Have you ever drunk this?
I have. I was desperate it was the only alcohol available.

I never finished the can.

Also I think we should sue for false advertising. It was a reddish brown colour.
(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# it's called tri Colour
to skimp on priniting cost they only use three colours...hence all the blue
(Emzickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# you could go and do something else you know,
like read a book. evelyn waugh's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# yes.
Why is it funny?

/unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Dunno
Just thought it was a bit random
(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# maybe try photoshopping fluffy stuff
kittens are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# because
it's a cheesy photo in front of some Edam.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# edam isn't cheese
it's a byproduct of rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# the Dutch are not renown
for having a lot of surplus rubber...

(unless it's recycled!)

[edit] too subtle for you- Soylent Edam is Condoms!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# erm
edams great

My fave cheese
(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# RELEASE THE CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# i like boursin
on crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# boursin
is lovely on anything
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# apart from carpet tiles
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Would you eat if off my cock
or hairy arse crack?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# No.
But I'm sure that you could find someone here who would.
(Now, if you are female (& not my landlady)...)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Any cheese on crackers is great
Anyone had tomato sauce and cheddar in french bread?

I'm gonna go get me some now....

mmmmmm Heinz

(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Cheese on toast is nicer
with ketchup.
You can add herbs as well, but any more tinkering & it crosses the line into being pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)