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# what's the worst thing your mother ever taught you?
mmmm?
(nikita, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# wasting threads
means you will go to hull
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# that
reading the FAQ is a waste of time ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# how to blast rodents into space
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# how to give a blow job
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# really?
your mother taught me that quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# yeh,
i've got some of the training videos

and a signed handbook!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# she saw a niche in the market
and went for it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
#
I saw a niche in your mother and went for it
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# how to play ping pong
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# anal play without lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# great Q
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
is the answer
(baaa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# it
looks like she taught you webdesign too.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# no way.
He learned Web design from paraplegic monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# come on,
the site isn't -that- good ....
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA...
true.. hows about retarted Rheesus Monkeys with one arm then?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# ooh!
looky!
A classic design if ever i saw one. and well puctuauted and speeled too.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Golf.
She's shit.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# To waste threads for stupid questions

... She said it made board members happy. Boy, was I wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)