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# unrelated
how in the name of screaming jesus do you get a front page - because ive been trying for ages :(
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# do something funny.
pray. thats about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# bah
ive tried that - probs not funny enough
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# you've only been here for 10 days,
i've only been here for 13. most people average about one a month so we shouldn't be expecting to much. anyway, it all boils down to the donkeys opinion no matter how well it's praised.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# you've not read the FAQ then?
The donkey does the newsletter. look: FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# 1. i have read the faq
2.i also read on 4rthur that the magic donkey doens't sort out the front pages
3.but everyone always thanks the donkey for their fp, so i figured...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# only stupid
people thank the Donkey.
Get it right!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# you've been a member for 10 days
and that's ages?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# 10 days is ages?
try a year and a half.

pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# well, we
pity love you anyway
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# do something funnier then
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# ritualised buggery.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# no you havn't
ask scoopzilla aout trying for ages
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# 1) be funny
That is all.

[edit] and I don't mean coming round our houses and putting silly loud flash animations on our PCs and running away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# damn
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# post something
280 pixels wide or less for starters...

edit - and stop worrying about it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# be me
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# oh my
I didn't realise you had that in your profile
*hot flush*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Ages? 10 days?
The answer is just being lucky - producing the right pic at the right time to appeal to an unknown person.
The one thing you can be sure of is that your personal favourites will be ignored by one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# My personal favourite of mine wasn't rejected by the forummers...
just that damn donkey!

oh, sorry, blasphemy. so sorry donkey, master.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# 10 days isn't really ages
you need patients, like a good Doctor. Although Shipman had loads and he was a crap Doctor.
(Mr_Bobbins, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)