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# the most powerful creature in the land

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# I jumped
then went aaaaah. Then AAAARRRHHHH! This thing has pissed my mind right up, so I can only say woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# mindpiss
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Evenin all. I have decided, it's official.

I HATE ALL CHILDREN OF THE AGE OF FUCKING 12! THEY'RE LITTLE BASTARDS ARGHHHHHHH!

Stink bomb, this goes double for you
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# How did the cinema visit go?

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Very well,
it was a rather good film. Possibly not one for the single people out there, but I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# has your face recovered
from being sliced up?
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Yup.
All is well, and the lovely girlfriend didn't notice, and we had a very nice time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Yay!

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# why discriminate?
i just hate all kids
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# If only ..
Jackson felt the same!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Pfffft...
'felt'
titter
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# I don't blame you
they are a shower of bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# And fucking vodafone to!
Who seem to have decided to charge me £100 out of the blue for no reason that I can define. Hell, I may be paying line rental until I can leave my contract, but i'm bloody pay as you go now. Why? Why is today so fucking shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Yesterday was pretty grim
and Monday was a fucking disgrace. Down with this week!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Damn right!
I have to work most of the weekend for a superduper formal review with the same class of little shits on tuesday, so I'm not in a good mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# anybody under the age of 16
for me.
In general they are all little wankners
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# i am under
17
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# heh heh
what did they do?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# The class I whooped into shape yesterday
counter attacked. Which would have been alright, I can deal with that, but my lab tech gave me the wrong equipment last minute, and none of my experiments worked. Which was bad, as most of the lesson was based on going through the results of my experiments. And I was being formally observed. The little shits played up big time, and didn't particularly care that I kept them after school for 10 mins. I'm not allowed to keep them any longer which is just bloody ridiculous. Arrrrrggggghhhh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# can you keep them in over lunch?
keep at it, though i still think you're a nut for taking a teaching job
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# If they muck up my observation on tuesday, they'll be staying
in break and lunch for every day next week. I've been on hold with vodafone for 3/4 vof an hour with no response, so i'm giving up, going out in an hour and getting drunk. I'll call them at midnight or something. Bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# i would
.... give it a good shoeing!








WOO
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# WOO TASTIC!
I get a very "Alice in Wonderland" feeling from that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# try and guess where I got the teeth from?
i dare ye
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# your
mum
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# did you steal them
from the glass old people keep beside their beds?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# heres johnny
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Are they from the Chesire cat?
From the original British movie with a young Dudley Moore as the Dormouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# nah
its from the shining
jack nicholson
in the famous cover scene
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# "Go-on Bors, chop it's head off"
"One rabbit stew coming right up"
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)