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# bad batty boy
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# did you know
his $3 million bail is only £1.8 million

edit: i just noticed the 'allegedly mix'...nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# he has that in loose change
.
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# but still,
$3 million... he must've done something REALLY bad
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# nah
they just set it so high because it'll actually cause him to pay attention then - you get bail back anyhow, but with all his financial woes he may not be able to get it together, which could be why he's staying "at large"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# "Lock up your
windows, he's at large", sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# nah
more like "keep the trampoline covered, and all primates safely in their cages"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# i have your name
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# now i've told you already
stop it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# it's alright for you
your ordeal is over
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# but its fun!
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# so it is...
for you see, I have your name
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# or do i?
this must be confusing lots of innocent b3tans
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# isn't that
an oxymoron?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# who are you calling
an oxy?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# me, i think...
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# *zit*
I wonder if you can use oxyclean as a facewash?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# only
if they can't work out ID numbers. oh, wait...
(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# the name stealing ninjas were disbanded
a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# is that possibly
because they were pricks?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
#
i dont know...
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# but now he's imitating me
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# thing is
mousing over the links shows your user ID...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# or 326797386 Yen
which is €2519103

fascinating thing, exchange rates.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# /demands the rouble figure
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# 6.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Gosh!
It's 4,465,499,991,349.35 in Turkish lira. I didn't know numbers went up that high.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Pah.
Not even 5 trillion.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Give their
hyper-inflation a day or two and it will be...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# can't do roubles,
but it's 11,634,897 Polish Zloty
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# that more that sates
my appetite

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# It's
89,400,000 roubles. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# it was a pleasure.
by the way, it's 11,399,994 malaysian ringgits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# what the hell
let's call it 11,400,000... what's 6 ringgits between friends?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# 93 pence
if you must know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# And it's
3,934.426 platinum ounces. The joys of www.xe.com, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# i just use the calculator on my mac
it does this shit automatically, and speaks the answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Speaks, eh?
Cool. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Ditto.
Victoria turns me on.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# well...
how does 84492762 Mauritian rupees grab you?
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# like this:
*grab*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# GERROF!
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# bah, foiled again
/rips off thin sheets of aluminium
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I wonder how long he'll last in prison
any b3tans willing to give an advance on 4 hours?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# he's a celebrity
he won't go to prision, he'll go to therapy
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# before he gets buggered senseless
?
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# We can only pray
there isn't an administrative blunder and he's sent to Juvenile Hall
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# hee hee
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Mike will survive in jail (gaol in the Willd West)
He one BAD mf, Shammooor.

Eeeee heeeee.
(dazzarazza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# by who?
samuel l?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# put me down for...
6 hours
(andrewbowley, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# i feel so sorry for him
i bet these allegations are just as false as the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# .
lol?
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Apparantly he looked like he'd seen a ghost
When he handed himself in.

Poxy Vitiligo.
(dazzarazza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# /irony
or was that sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# the ones that were so false
he had to buy off the family that filed them?
(dognutz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# but the little kid
refused to testify...which was weird.
and the family went through civil courts meaning they were after money, these new ones aren't going through civil courts, they don't want money
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# that's coz he's cancer recovery kid
they're betting on the jury sympathy vote

Johnnie Cochrane will try the Chewbacca Defence.
(dognutz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# he doesn't
stand a chance then, not agaisnt the Wookie defence
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# but surely
it wasn't always known he'd recover... that could have been his one and only chance to experience "intimacy" before death...

/sickfreak
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# nevertheless
he's going to have to go to court this time so that the allegations can be tested

(the last lot were never proven false he just paid the kid not to take him to court)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# how do you know
the other allegations were false?
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I'm not that bothered one way or the other


I have the video for Smooth Criminal, I'd sooner watch that than the news
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)