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# Hahahahaa
hopefully not glasscock

pointing a laser pointer to be chased by your cat is a real patent.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# !
good lord
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Has
he also patented a ball of wool too?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Im going to to patant the word "Hahahahaa" and charge people to use it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# You can't 'patant' anything.
And I highly doubt you'd be able to patent a word. That'd be a trademark.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# nope..
copyright... but you could patent a few words in a specific order. it's called 'software patent'.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Don't get me started on
cunting software patents.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I have a patent on
"cunting software patents." You now owe me tons of money.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Arses.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# BORING!!!
shhh now, both of you!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Just imagine I put a large flashing image here saying 'RAA'
as I really can't be arsed finding it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I can't believe that
someone is trying to patent that. I've known that for years. It also works quite well with pigeons. Now I have to go out and get new batteries for mine!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I love the way
it's all written in formal legal speak!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Cats chase
(and I quote "Invisible light"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)