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# I know there isn't a picture or anything
but please buy my shite...

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2966659062
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# i have enough thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Is it under warranty?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# £1.50 postage
for a bloody letter?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# it's
special delivery next day.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I wasn't complaining
it was a joke!

edit: You are meant to say it in my grandad's voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# hehe
I know :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# But
your shite isn't for sale?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I hear the Queen gets
two turds a week through the post.

What I want to know is...

Who's sending the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# ME!
I always sent Liz shit samples.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# even if i ask you to sign it...
"Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior"*

*The world's longest name officially used by a person... 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# maybe
just the initials and surname. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# it says any name you want ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# put
your bid in then!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# what worries me about that name is the "senior"
is he going to call his kid that too?!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# surely
his son's name would be longer?
*learns to count*
Um.... never mind. Junior looks like a longer word.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# "The hosting and email services for unquenchables.co.uk have been suspended due to non-payment"
oh deary deary me, i did warn you.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# It's scone's fault!
It came down to beer or hosting.
Beer with b3tans won. And scone didn't turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# phew it's your blood.
for a moment i thought it was your actual shite.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I don't want to offend anyone
but it makes me wonder that a regular is "allowed" to post something like this, while a newbie would get at least 20 replies in which cranberry would be one of the more friendly words...
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I dunno,
someone selling there own blood is a worthy link.
Anyway, Vulga eats badgers with his bare teeth so I'm not going to argue with him...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# It's totally fine with me
I'm just doing my sociological studies.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# pah!
i want a pint of blood, not a signature!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)