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Stuart Lee has just been offered a warehouse full of copies of his own novel by the publishers at 75p each. Sales, they say, have slowed considerably. What do people think he should do?
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?

(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# he appears to be telling us
that Stuart Lee has just been offered a warehouse full of copies of his own novel by the publishers at 75p each. Sales, they say, have slowed considerably. and then he quizzes us as to what people think he should do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Oh!
I see
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Mr Elephant?
as you seem to be answers man.
Who is Stuart Lee?
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Was he the floppy-haired one
of the Lee & Herring semi-fame?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# nah he
was the Morrissey-quiffed one

edit: went to see Richard Herring too, in "Talking Cock" - that was quite funny too, although the guy before him, Rob Deering (Dearing?) was hilarious, just because everything was so surreal
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# that's who i meant
and have your temptations led you to want my guitar?

oh go on...
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
i`ll see how much money i have come pay day!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# hurrah
it's the b3ta sale

justhere bought my playstation :)
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# i dunno
but he's got a great tache
www.capital604.com/pics/junior/s-lee-autograph.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# My
that's a good'un
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Use them
to build a house
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# write a better book
by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# new meme?
"squatter girl"

check out this link. I think we should bring her into the fold . . .

www.planetedm.com/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=squatter
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# ooh it's dr phil
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# haha
we need to show them whose the real boss of the shop
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# too tall
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# I think
I rather like OUR memes, thankyouverymuch. Although, if you made something with her, you never know.. she could become a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I'm CALM?!?!?!?!
Aren't I ALWAYS fucking calm????

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# you should calmly
shop the squatty gurl.
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# You fuckin shop her!
I'm not your meme-making bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# How does one pronounce 'meme'?
What does it rhyme with?
(Marky-, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# rhyme with
team, or beam, or squeem, or dream.
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I always read it at "meem"
so it sounds like 'dream' and 'bream'.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i've always read it as
memmy


but i'm like that
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# I thought it would be 'mem'
but it appears as though I might be wrong...
(Marky-, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I suppose that technically, in the English language
a vowel, consonant and 'e' arrangement places a long stress upon the vowel.

For example, 'man' to 'mane' or 'plan' to 'plane'.

linguistic, me
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I read it as
Mee-mee
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# oh dear is it one of these moments?
New person. Please read our FAQ.

yes I think it is
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# it is one of those moments...
...but not a new person...

,,,just a bad post.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# yes
but it was also an occassion to use my new toy :)
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# your new
toy?

do we want to know?
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# It's almost like
this is some sort of board for messages
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Join a travelling circus,
and change his name to Big Clive.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I went to see
Stuart Lee live a few years ago and he was really funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)